Thursday, August 23, 2007

Job Hunting

"Stuffed toy design a plus."

"tasteful semi-nude should be something you are comfortable with."

"in search of a highly competent individual to perform
BUCCAL SWAB collections for court ordered paternity cases."


"Enthusiastic Energetic to an extreme"

"pick up any overnight poop and pee"

"have a beautiful personality"

"Ability to do special effects (ie scarring) is a must"


Tuesday, August 14, 2007

pet peeve i am responsible for

you know when you're in a parking lot and you see a spot and go to go pull in only to find an alarmingly small compact car pulled allll the way into the spot? it's probably mine.
sorry, i'm used to parking the volvo.
also, it makes finding my car harder, so really, we both lose.
what do you do that's annoying?