Thursday, September 13, 2007

the hard way

never sleep in your contacts.

drink more water than you think you need.

keep resume updated, preferably while you're still employed and sure of your self-worth.

buy those tickets, the show is going to sell out.

if you enjoy bran cereal, make sure you dispose of every uneaten flake in your bowl and leave nothing to harden into a metal-like crust on your kitchen sink.

it could get worse.

he's probably lying.

manicure's never last more than one day...tempting as it is to have perfectly groomed fingertips, that $20 could have been clothes.

never judge a yard sale by it's sign.

plants need even more water than you.