Wednesday, November 28, 2007

which jon cusack are you dating?

(or for those of you hitched, "married to?")

here.

i'm going with rob from high fidelity. and not cause thats the best movie on there, the rest just don't exactly apply.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

save the writers.

"Won’t the cast of Lost be surprised when they realize they’re not lost on an island, but at TARGET! Watch as they discover a hatch-load of savings!"

letters from hollywood.

same guy



good writer.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

superpowers

hi blog.
i really liked reading this.
this was my favorite part:
She was in the bathroom, making out with the guitarist from Zero Percent Fancy, when her super powers began warning her that she was in trouble. Oh my god, she thought. I should not be making out with this guy I barely know. Who knows what kinds of infectious diseases he might have. She made up an excuse and got out of there as quickly as possible.

When she got home she gargled with Listerine for 15 minutes to kill any carpetbagger bacteria that may have been lurking in her mouth. Then she showered, furiously scrubbing all the areas where the guitarist's dirty hands may have come into contact with her skin. Then she burned the outfit she had worn that night.

She had not in fact been in any danger of catching a mouth-borne virus from the guitarist. Her super power was simply warning her that it was a bad idea to get involved with a musician, as they tend to be flaky, and are terrible at returning phone calls. He would have broken her heart eventually.