Friday, March 28, 2008

hairy eyeball

Wednesday night I took a quick shower before my date. Afterwards, my contact felt funny and soon after my gentleman caller arrived, I excused myself to check it out. I peered into the mirror and saw what appeared to be an eyelash in the corner of my eye. I pulled down my lower lid and to my utter disgust saw an entire hair (from my head!) winding its way around my eyeball. I exclaimed something and proceeded pull the hair from its location.
After waving the head-hair at my date and fake gagging a few times, I have to say I felt pretty proud of my accomplishment.
Like I'd just performed minor surgery on myself.

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